MrsEvilVixen

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lori-rocks:

Stunning!!

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Another Working Day by Veselin Malinov

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List: Questions That Get All Women Horny

nevver:

I put all the dishes away, is that OK?

You mean to tell me that you are actually 13 years older than you appear? Is it possible that I could even be more attracted to you than I was initially?

Do you mind if I just take care of the laundry? There is a certain way that I like to do it.

Will it bother you if I scratch your head for a while?

Don’t you think you need a new pair of boots to really pull that outfit together?

That dinner was so delicious, will you please make it for me again? Scratch that. Will you share the recipe with me and I’ll just make it myself in the near future, with possible riffs and improvements?

How can it be that you’ve said something so insightful when you just said something even more witty before that and are likely to blow my mind again momentarily?

Do all female celebrities know how inferior they are to you?

Did you recently lose weight and/or gain muscle?

Claire Zulkey

TRUTH! Hahaha.

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*snort*

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bored-no-more:

cat failed jump!

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Bwahahahahaha!! The back feet KILL ME EVERY TIME.

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Woman:
I'm smart
Patriarchy:
Well you're probably ugly then
Woman:
I'm creative
Patriarchy:
You mean unattractive right?
Woman:
I have all these incredible accomplishments
Patriarchy:
Yeah but look how ugly you looked doing them
Woman:
I have value
Patriarchy:
Not if you're ugly lol
Woman:
I'm conventionally-attractive & posted selfies on my blog
Patriarchy:
I'm so sick of these empty-headed chicks only caring about their looks. Just because you are attractive and get attention from men doesn't mean you are special or deserve respect. Why don't you read a book or do something productive with your life you dumb slut